I'm not giving up, I'm taking your love.

mandopony:

Hans sings “Love is an Open Door” to Hans.

performed by MandoPony

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

coolscar:

somebody told me that you made a text post that looked like a text post i made in february of last year